January 2011
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People say I’m borderline crazy. Sorta kinda.
– Lil Wayne, 6 foot 7 foot (feat. Cory Gunz)
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30 Day Challenge: Day 9 (Sponsored by Dr. Pepper:...
q: your last kiss
My last kiss was with my mom. She kissed me on the cheek before I went back to school.
Don’t judge.
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30 Day Challenge: Day 8 (Sponsored in part by...
q:something that you’re currently worried about.
Homework. How I’m going to get to where I want to be in five years. Monies. A new jacket. My brother’s narcissism. What I’m going to focus on this semester. Focus in general. Saving the Manatees because they need savin’. Whether or not SCREAM 4 is going to live up to my expectations.
And why my room all of a sudden...
Shoulda manned up.
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30 Day Challenge: Day 7 (Brought to you by...
q: your opinion on cheating on people.
If you’re a dude and you cheat on someone, you’re a fucking toolbag that deserves to get punched in the balls or smacked around by a 1200 lb silverback gorilla.
If you’re a girl, you’re a tramp that deserves the just desserts you’ll get from karma being well, y’know, a bitch.
As someone who’s been cheated on...
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Wait until the weekend and we can make our dreams come true.
– LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, dance yrself clean
drunkenpolarbears asked: HEY. you planning on auditioning for [title of show]??
livelaughleckie asked: Brother bear.
I love you!
I love you!
DRINKING.
I wasn't cast in Mother Hicks.
frowny face.
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30 Day Challenge: Day 6 (Sponsored by Morningstar...
q: the person you like and why you like them.
The person I like is funny, articulate, unique, and isn’t afraid to speak up. She values honesty and she’s never gone out of her way to say I’m wrong. She may have a rebuttal, but she’s let me have my own opinions and that’s important.
She’s attractive, she wants to see the whole wide world, and she would never do...
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30 Day Challenge: Day 5 (Brought to you by...
q: 5 things that irritate you about the opposite sex.
Hardly a question. More like a questionnaire.
Let’s see….five things that irritate me…
1. The friend zone. I despise the notion of the friend zone. Sure, it keeps opium addicts and psychotics out of the picture (most of the time), but it becomes a problem for genuinely good people. I am almost always stuck in this purgatory...
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30 Day Challenge: Day 4 (Brought to you by PBS and...
q: what do you wear to bed?
If I could, I would totally wear a onesie. They’re comfy, classy, and oddly your dick doesn’t flop out when you wake up.
That said, however, the standard band T-shirt and boxers scenario’s not too shabby as far as I’m concerned.
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Something tells me I try too hard.
Le sigh.
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30 Day Challenge: Day 3 (sponsored by Oakley's:...
q: what kind of person attracts you?
A girl who dresses well and has something of a fashion sense. Someone who isn’t afraid to branch out and be spontaneous. Someone who loves good music and isn’t afraid to listen to things she hasn’t heard before. She has to know what laughing is and she has to have a good sense of humor. Let’s not forget that smiling is one of the most...
Whew....
That went better than expected. Leaving Baltimore Hall, going to Lewis Quad 6.
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30 Day Challenge: Day Two (Courtesy of...
q: how have you changed over the past two years?
I’ve gotten older, wiser, fatter, crazier, smarter, and funnier.
That said, I’ve always been sort of jovial with a hint of cynicism and dark humor. So I guess the biggest change has been my interest in the future and my goals; my strive to be a “jack of all trades.”
This might be the best meme ever.
jamesvandermemes:
WATCH VANDERMEMES ON FUNNY OR DIE
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Cross Off list (Courtesy of Ketchup:...
graduated high school. smoked a cigarette. kissed someone. gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. collected something really stupid. gone to a rock concert. helped someone. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time with out sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. been in a...
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siiberiia asked: troll lyfe, keepin it real <3