Yes: I am fat.
Yes: I’m going to wear whatever the fuck I want to.
No: I don’t give a shit about what you “don’t want to see”
The Format, Janet (Live).
hoping they will train me in the art
of opening up
So. Today at work I saw a mom and dad with their two sons. They came to see Iron Man 3. One boy was 3 and the other was 4. The older one was in an Iron Man costume without a helmet and had a Sharpie’d goatee on his face and his brother was in a full on Captain America costume. I looked down and then up at their mother. She looked at me.
"They refused to leave the house if they weren’t dressed as Tony and Steve."
PARENTING DONE RIGHT.
NEW VIDEO: “How To Takeover Disneyland”
Watch Tyler take Disneyland by storm with his wiles, his wits, and his - er - blonde hair.
How to look good naked:
1) get naked
2) say “damn I look good”
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
- Me: Caring is not an advantage
Science bros :3
Perfect Hair is Perfect.
A common thread in my life over the course of the past few months has been my hair. In fact, on multiple occasions, my hair has been a topic of conversation on Tumblr and elsewhere. Well, now all of you can sport the ZACHESER hairdo with this quick tutorial.