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I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus.
Kanye West, via Jon Caramanica’s completely awesome New York Times interview.

tyleroakley:

PERFECT.

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All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn’t your pet — it’s your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.
Joss Whedon.

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hertrainofthought replied to your video: Reggie Watts. TEDxTalks.

I am brilliantly confused lol

That’s the beauty of his comedy. FREAKIN’ AMAZING.

veganasfuck:

How many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

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A drink recipe that someone shared with me today.

It’s called the “Lindsay Lohan” aka “A red-headed slut with Coke.”

Ingredients: 1 part Jagermeister; 1 part peach schnapps; cranberry juice; a splash of Coca-Cola.

Superman didn’t become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he’s Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red “S”, that’s the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that’s the costume. That’s the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He’s weak… he’s unsure of himself… he’s a coward. Clark Kent is Superman’s critique on the whole human race.
Quentin Tarantino.

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When I say “I love you,” its not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, and how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what and who you are.
Joss Whedon.

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bestnatesmithever:

Parenting is hard.

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